Vampires:If a blood-sucker needs to go to the bank there will be a problem. Banks are only open during daylight hours. How is he supposed to deposit a check? Or even check on his bank account if the internet is down? Sure vampires have superpowers but it doesn't matter. Robbing a bank is out of the question.
Finally, with all of the new building developments appearing; the vampire may lose his home. All it takes is for a construction worker to find a coffin in the basement. Sure they'll shut down the break down of the abandoned building for a short while. However, finding out what is in the said coffin is the primary issue. Open the coffin around noon with broken walls; andFIZZLE-BURN-CRISPY-CHICKEN! A fried vampire. For the second time in less than a week.
Again however- there are no finally's, what am I kidding- the internet could possibly save this poor soul. You see with the extreme aversion to sunlight; vampires will not be able to hold any kind of job. At all. But, the internet has plenty of work-at-home options for said vampire.
Werewolves: Where is a man supposed to go when he gets extra body hair every full moon? Or every night, depending on the situation. Driving far away for another's safety in this economy is not a good thing. So again I preach, where the hell is he supposed to go?
If strolling down the neighborhood; they will be spotted. Immediately following will be a mob of gunmen. Really, really, good gunmen. Because while I may have to have a few extra pairs of pants- if I see a bloodthirsty werewolf near anyone of my family (current or otherwise) I am going to kill it. Granted, not all werewolves are evil. Some are just fuzzy and warm and kind cuddly....
And God forbid someone steal their clothes while they are running around (ya know, all furry and stuff). Come morning you get a streaker. Followed by eternal harassment.
Explosion goes pa-tut! and they are now on the run. Problems include hundreds of people being able to see this event. Car chases will be seen. This can not be hidden in any sane action...
Speaking of old people... Would you really like to play Bingo with a man who can manipulate matter? All he would need is some deception and his staff disquised as a walking stick and presto! Bingo is out for a week because he won too much money.
Aliens: As noted, it would be too hard for any odd creature/person to show up without being spotted. And if I remember correctly, aliens aren't very subtle. Several thousand sightings of UFOs are reported each year. What do they want? Nobody is sure. Whether evil or to help us save ourselves; they stick around.
If- and I use if very loosely here- they want to be secretive about all of this snooping around our earth (or theirs).... Aliens just don't do a dandy job at it. Granted, we help them get away by providing blurry images or video of every single paranormal event out there.
Now in the way of not helping them- and let's take this for granted- aliens are ugly and they have no alibis. They simply have nowhere to go if they crash land. Food and water are another matter. We humans eat the food we eat for the simple fact that we have the same molecular background as everything else on earth. Aliens do not. Propose they are completely different molecular structure; they can't drink our water.
Breathe our air. Or eat our food.
Oh and they'll have to adhere to Will Smith complaining about cookouts and the 4th of July.
Bigfoot: Same goes for these furry ape/man/beast things. Not one person can get a legitimate picture without moving the camera like they have tourettes. If they did sorry for the mentioning. Otherwise with all of this Global Warming; the guys are literally fried.
Woodland creatures need the forests. Not a zoo. Or a highway to feed carrion birds. They need the woods.
Overpopulation doesn't help because we seem to want to dig holes and move dirt. For what really? A fifty-thousand dollar house or a damn golf course? We don't need all of this space. So when Bigfoot families get run out, where do they go? Where does anyone go?
Don't even get me started on hiding. Harry and the Hendersons explained that entire situation for us.
No the mermaid does not want be poked by any part of a burly seaman. They have far more class than that. So why don't they come out of the water? Maybe we wouldn't really want them to anyway. From the fourth Pirates movie, they were pretty pissed off. Wouldn't bode well if they were actually like that.
And I'm sure they're not. Not all beauties are evil.