Dave Kaczmarczyk: A former special ops soldier; known for his demolitions and guerrilla warfare expertise. Due to a severe injury he was disbanded. Of course it doesn't stop him folks! Now he is a private mercenary- hard price for men and lenient with women. He gives to charity every once in a while too. Sounds like a nice guy right?
So what's wrong with him? He's a sociopath to the extremities. Road rage. Carries weapons everywhere. Talks to Death and Morrigan while no one else can see them.
Now for the last two creepy people on here. Death and Morrigan. With these two hotheads around, there is violence everywhere in Dave's world. Let's learn about them.
Death: Yes, the Grim Reaper. Although instead of a cloak he wears a jogging suit. He absolutely and vocally hates his job. To pose even more rebellion; Death drinks on the job! Via fruity cocktail drinks in a hollowed coconut- with a bendy straw and umbrella for flashiness.
One of the reasons he hangs out with Dave all the time is- he's obsessed with Death. And Dave comes up with some creative ways. Also, he thinks Dave is such a bad ass that he gave the man.... I'm not going to spoil it.
Morrigan: Irish goddess of war, prophecy, and fertility. She appears, with Death, in my next story. Seen more as a protector of Dave- she gives him hints and emotional support through ordeals in his life. Now, she is an erotic figure of the look-but-don't-touch variety when it comes to Death. Her outfits are seen as modern and revealing to a point.
Her constant bickering with the skeletal figure irritates Dave to points of madness. Dave doesn't know if either of them actually exists, but weird things do happen. Morrigan is a prominent figure because she's been watching over Dave since his childhood- and to his death.
Well that's all for now. Adios folks.