Anyways, none of those parents feel like protecting their children from this creature:
These are the different breeds she could have in her:
- Black Lab- water resistant fur
- Welsh Corgi- obscenely short legs
- German Shepard- head shape and satellite ears
- Basset Hound- long body and ability to sit by your side no matter what you smell like. Now that's love right there!
Granted, while the little kids already have heart attacks when I answer the door to them, they don't need a dog to bark and salivate on them. Annie stays in the laundry room or outside in the backyard. Either way she is great at alerting us of trick-'r-treaters. Not only that, over the past few months we have trained her to me much nicer to people.
So kids, walk up the cul-de-sac and survive whatever creatures pop out. Come get candy and a heart attack. I'll be nice because my birthday is October 30. More cake and candy for me suckers!